‘Lexophile’ is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless”.

Some more:
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A will is a dead giveaway.
When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

“Tact is the art of getting your point accross without stabbing someone with it” (Anonymous)

I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my hair” (Anonymous).

“When odds are one in a million, be that one!” (fb/the idealist).

“If every tiny flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose its loveliness” (St Thérèse).

“Books are a uniquely portable magic” (Stephen King).

“Remember when phones were stupid, and people were smart?” (Anonymous).

“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You musn’t lose it” (Robin Williams).

And finally...
Cat film clips, status updates and online shopping – we all know the internet is a serial procastinator’s dream. But wasting time on the internet can earn you a degree from next year. The University of Pennsylvania wants students to mess about online for a creative writing study (from a Scottish daily).